Quench thyself with water, for thine lips are cracked and parched. Do not lick thine lips, ye ass who possesseth dry and cracked lips, with thine tongue belonging to such a dry and cracked lip-having egg!
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Man I don’t fully understand what’s going on but I’m loving the guilt chameleon spirit
That hook has the strength of twenty smaller hooks of 1/20th strength
It’s bi-readable
Is that pig down with cannibalism?
Maybe I’m just ignorant, but this title feels like someone said “EA are making a chess-style Basketball game inspired by Football”
Ah shit I fumbled the quote
Does this look like a man who had… ALL he could eat?
Now add a four-dimensional hat
Now draw her doing a sick kickflip to escape them
I’m definitely gonna try the iOS app out, I hope you find the droids you’re looking for
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Montreal shopping mall plays “Baby Shark” on repeat to prevent unhoused people from loittering
(montreal.ctvnews.ca)
On a little vacay in Istanbul. This cat came to hang out at a restaurant down the street. He pawed my thigh, I thought he was gonna jump on me to ask me for pets and food, but I had no food left. I told him “sorry buddy I’m outta food.” Turns out he knew & was just pawing my thigh to move it so he could leave and find his next target.
I’ve seen people give full meals to this cat, he’s well fed.
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Shitty idea but those lines look clean as fuck