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The fuckhead is damned conceited it boggles the mind how anyone can even get near him
When you are a 34 times convicted felon President, they just let you do it.
Why not let Americans sell their citizenship for $5m instead.
That's some capitalism I can get behind! Free the citizenship market!
I'd do it in seconds.
This is our actual present reality, people. Resist the urge to look away, it will still be there.
Holy fuck.
We’re so fucking cooked.
“Who is the first buyer?” one of the reporters asked.
“Me,” Trump quipped.
“The second?” the reporter pushed on.
“I don’t know, but I’m the first buyer. It’ll be out in ... less than two weeks. Pretty exciting, right?” the president asked.
First of all, why would he be the first buyer of an express residency card when he’s already a citizen? Fucking moron.
Second, “it’s happening in two weeks” is Trumpspeak for “it’s literally never going to happen.”
So law and order is just bullshit now right? You buy a gold fucking stupid ass card with dear leader’s picture on it and you get to skip the line? Where is that money going by the way, to Trump or a public fund?
When you're a Russian asset, you sometimes forget to fake being a citizen.
He's not faking being a citizen. He's faking being self-aware. He barely has a clue wtf he's talking about at any given time. That's all.
"24h" was equivalent to "maybe during this term", so 2 weeks could mean within the next 2 decades
Like infrastructure week!
Residual salesman brain.
Trump: I am awesome, I bought this thing, it is awesome, you will be awesome if you buy it too.
It bears no relationship to ... making any kind of sense, because it is literally a hustle, a psychological manipulation tactic.
He is just saying salesman words, meant to encourage buy in.
Has no relation to reality, the truth, making sense, etc.
... But, it works on rubes, dullard marks, cult members, weak willed / low self esteem people with decent reliability.
These are just more Trump University or Trump Steaks to him.
Yep, this is a distraction from the stock market melt down.
Don't give him so much credit. Everything he does is credited as an intentional distraction from whatever it is that he just did.
That would also mean that he had planned everything in detail to fit together. That's beyond his capacities. The recession was obviously unplanned; he's already struggling to keep the whole thing under control. The complexity of human society is overwhelming him.
Yeah, it's pretty tiresome. "This is a distraction!!!!" No, literally everything he does is a horrible mess and he just keeps doing more.
As is his proclamation that April is Child Abuse Prevention Month, and then goes on to ONLY talk about trans kids.
Why would the president of the United States even need to or care about buying his own residency card?
In case he accidentally revokes it, because he’s a senile fucking moron.
He could wake up tomorrow in a Venezuelan prison form 'accidently' being deported, since he made it so that's a thing now
Has anyone seen his birth certificate‽
Country for sale! Buy now!
And when you buy one you get a complimentary membership to Trump steaks. Trump steaks, when you want to eat ass without actually eating ass.
Is there his ass on the back side of the card?
no, it's on the front
It has his face on it, so it already has an ass on it.
I think people with 5mil could probably get in a lot cheaper.
And 5 million today is only half a million in purchasing power two generations ago. And even less three generations ago.
So basically we are talking about middle class as it used to be defined. Problem in the USA is, very few people now have this money; so quite rightly it seems out of reach for many
Wasn't it $1 million a week ago?
That was before the tariffs lol
Ah yes, pay $5m to live where other people get deported despite their legal status. Only a fucking moron will get one.
You're just mad trump discovered an infinite money glitch for government revenues. Sell someone a visa for $5 mil, kick them out for no reason because you can, make them pay another $5 mil to come back, rinse and repeat.
The dementia gets more and more apparent
They should have to pay me $5m to own a card featuring his ugly mug
If I was rich enough to do that I'd pay an extra 5 million to not have his ugly fuckin face on it.