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[–] nthavoc@lemmy.today 2 points 3 hours ago

This is another grift to add to his portfolio of products. For example Trump Steak, Trump Phone, Trump University, Trump Coin, Trump shoes and so on. He never puts his name or face on something unless he knows he has a way to make a ton of money off it by screwing someone over and get away with it. He also doesn't have to borrow money from banks anymore because the United States assumes the risk.

Remember that billionaires never spend their own money. Trump always drops a chaff grenade for the media when he is getting ready to do something really stupid using the public's money. This is one of those moments. So the question is not, "Who is going to buy this?" the question is "What is he about to grift next using tax dollars?"

[–] cocomutative_diagram@infosec.pub 4 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

“sale of 1,000 Gold Cards this week, raising $5 billion in a single day.”

Good for you, even if the number is true (it is not) and these keep saleing (it won't), we just need a year and a half to make back the 2.5 trillion stock market lost overnight; and 6 years to make back 11 trillion lost since he took the office.

BTW, I cannot it has only been less than 3 month. Feels like years have passed.

[–] crazyhotpasta@lemm.ee 2 points 4 hours ago

At this point, you'd have to be badly mentally challenged if you're willing to pay to live in U.S

[–] Babalugats@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

Who keeps the $5m per wealthy immigrant? If it's Trump himself, isn't that very very illegal?

[–] futatorius@lemm.ee 2 points 4 hours ago

Yes, he really is that out of touch.

[–] Litebit@lemmy.world 66 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

Why not let Americans sell their citizenship for $5m instead.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 27 points 17 hours ago

That's some capitalism I can get behind! Free the citizenship market!

[–] trogon@lemmy.world 9 points 15 hours ago

I'd do it in seconds.

[–] peaceful_world_view@lemmy.world 5 points 10 hours ago

When you are a 34 times convicted felon President, they just let you do it.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 6 points 11 hours ago

The fuckhead is damned conceited it boggles the mind how anyone can even get near him

[–] aseriesoftubes@lemmy.world 167 points 21 hours ago (8 children)

“Who is the first buyer?” one of the reporters asked.

“Me,” Trump quipped. 

“The second?” the reporter pushed on. 

“I don’t know, but I’m the first buyer. It’ll be out in ... less than two weeks. Pretty exciting, right?” the president asked.

First of all, why would he be the first buyer of an express residency card when he’s already a citizen? Fucking moron.

Second, “it’s happening in two weeks” is Trumpspeak for “it’s literally never going to happen.”

[–] blarth@thelemmy.club 5 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

So law and order is just bullshit now right? You buy a gold fucking stupid ass card with dear leader’s picture on it and you get to skip the line? Where is that money going by the way, to Trump or a public fund?

[–] futatorius@lemm.ee 4 points 4 hours ago

You buy a gold fucking stupid ass card with dear leader’s picture on it and you get to skip the line?

There have been similar (non-literal) golden visas offered all over the world, mainly by poorer EU countries or the various third-tier states that make most of their foreign exchange through money-laundering.

[–] Gerudo@lemm.ee 25 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

When you're a Russian asset, you sometimes forget to fake being a citizen.

[–] ripcord@lemmy.world 9 points 11 hours ago

He's not faking being a citizen. He's faking being self-aware. He barely has a clue wtf he's talking about at any given time. That's all.

[–] sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 44 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (1 children)

Residual salesman brain.

Trump: I am awesome, I bought this thing, it is awesome, you will be awesome if you buy it too.

It bears no relationship to ... making any kind of sense, because it is literally a hustle, a psychological manipulation tactic.

He is just saying salesman words, meant to encourage buy in.

Has no relation to reality, the truth, making sense, etc.

... But, it works on rubes, dullard marks, cult members, weak willed / low self esteem people with decent reliability.

These are just more Trump University or Trump Steaks to him.

[–] futatorius@lemm.ee 3 points 4 hours ago

Demented incompetent salesman brain, or what's left of it.

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 50 points 21 hours ago (11 children)

Yep, this is a distraction from the stock market melt down.

[–] TransSynthesist@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 21 hours ago

As is his proclamation that April is Child Abuse Prevention Month, and then goes on to ONLY talk about trans kids.

[–] ricecake@sh.itjust.works 18 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

Don't give him so much credit. Everything he does is credited as an intentional distraction from whatever it is that he just did.

[–] Halcyon@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 11 hours ago

That would also mean that he had planned everything in detail to fit together. That's beyond his capacities. The recession was obviously unplanned; he's already struggling to keep the whole thing under control. The complexity of human society is overwhelming him.

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 19 points 19 hours ago

Yeah, it's pretty tiresome. "This is a distraction!!!!" No, literally everything he does is a horrible mess and he just keeps doing more.

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[–] don@lemm.ee 24 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

Why would the president of the United States even need to or care about buying his own residency card?

In case he accidentally revokes it, because he’s a senile fucking moron.

[–] ExtantHuman@lemm.ee 1 points 3 hours ago

To sell it later because he thinks it'll be a collector's item. His only thoughts are ever about making money.

[–] sporkler@lemmy.world 7 points 17 hours ago

He could wake up tomorrow in a Venezuelan prison form 'accidently' being deported, since he made it so that's a thing now

[–] tomi000@lemmy.world 6 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

"24h" was equivalent to "maybe during this term", so 2 weeks could mean within the next 2 decades

[–] trogon@lemmy.world 5 points 15 hours ago

Like infrastructure week!

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[–] modifier@lemmy.ca 38 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

This is our actual present reality, people. Resist the urge to look away, it will still be there.

Holy fuck.

[–] blarth@thelemmy.club 2 points 11 hours ago

We’re so fucking cooked.

[–] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 75 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Country for sale! Buy now!

[–] Nay@feddit.nl 39 points 21 hours ago (3 children)

And it's a going out of business fire sale.

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[–] Lembot_0001@lemm.ee 62 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

Is there his ass on the back side of the card?

[–] vegeta@lemmy.world 81 points 21 hours ago

no, it's on the front

[–] h3adphones@lemmy.zip 40 points 21 hours ago

It has his face on it, so it already has an ass on it.

[–] twinnie@feddit.uk 51 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

I think people with 5mil could probably get in a lot cheaper.

[–] limer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 21 hours ago

And 5 million today is only half a million in purchasing power two generations ago. And even less three generations ago.

So basically we are talking about middle class as it used to be defined. Problem in the USA is, very few people now have this money; so quite rightly it seems out of reach for many

[–] hopesdead@startrek.website 28 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

Ah yes, pay $5m to live where other people get deported despite their legal status. Only a fucking moron will get one.

[–] Not_mikey@slrpnk.net 6 points 13 hours ago

You're just mad trump discovered an infinite money glitch for government revenues. Sell someone a visa for $5 mil, kick them out for no reason because you can, make them pay another $5 mil to come back, rinse and repeat.

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[–] Fingolfinz@lemmy.world 23 points 21 hours ago

The dementia gets more and more apparent

[–] Kwyjibo1@lemmy.myserv.one 6 points 17 hours ago

And when you buy one you get a complimentary membership to Trump steaks. Trump steaks, when you want to eat ass without actually eating ass.

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