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[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 32 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Counter with awareness of the alternative:

[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 months ago (3 children)

That Exxon sign is ridiculously tall.

[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If memory serves, this is Breezewood, PA; about the middle of the state of Pennsylvania, along the PA turnpike. It's an easy on/off between Pittsburgh and Philadelphia that doesn't sell you convenience food at turnpike rest stop captive prices.

Anyway, central to west PA is Appalachian mountains, and this part of Breezewood is at the bottom of a valley. The sign is tall so you can see it east and westbound from the turnpike.

I don't know why I shared this information.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

I'm glad you did. From my perspective, this could have been any exit off I-25 from Denver to Albuquerque.

Glad to know we're all in the same boat.

Also, we should fix the boat.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This is America (skrrt, skrrt, woo)

Don't catch you slippin' now (ayy)

Look how I'm livin' now

Police be trippin' now (woo)

Yeah, this is America (woo, ayy)

Guns in my area (word, my area)

I got the strap (ayy, ayy)

I gotta carry 'em

Yeah, yeah, I'ma go into this (ugh)

Yeah, yeah, this is guerilla (woo)

Yeah, yeah, I'ma go get the bag

Yeah, yeah, or I'ma get the pad

Yeah, yeah, I'm so cold like, yeah (yeah)

I'm so dope like, yeah (woo)

We gon' blow like, yeah (straight up, uh)

[–] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

Listened to this again the other day after not hearing it for a while and it still hits so hard for me.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

So people driving cross-state on the freeway can see it and suddenly realize they have to pee.

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[–] Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Damn this is exactly what I thought.

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[–] dumbass@leminal.space 26 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I use counter spell of smoking a bong.

[–] pebbles@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Normally you smoke the weed.

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yeah if you only want to get high, the true magic comes from smoking the bong.

[–] pebbles@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Damn, I still have so much to learn.

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 3 points 2 months ago

Try having an upside bong, that's great for unlocking your weed wizard knowledge.

[–] FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 20 points 2 months ago

jokes on you, i just started wasting time on my phone.

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago (2 children)

counterspell: quickly scroll past without dwelling on it

[–] chetradley@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] mmddmm@lemm.ee 6 points 2 months ago

You have no power here!

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Nat 1. You comment on the post instead.

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[–] ClockworkN@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago
[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Jokes on you, i came to work before everyone else so now im sitting here getting payed to scroll through your shitposts :D

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

This is the way.

[–] untakenusername@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 months ago

I kinda needed this

thanks

[–] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

FUCK. my alarms went off 30 minutes ago I need to get out of bed do shit.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

I have my phone charging pad in my living room. If I needed an alarm I would use my old clock, but these days I wake up at first light, because I have two furry 75 pound alarm clocks that won't let me sleep. Previous to fostering them, I would wake up and get up immediately, because I don't have any entertainment in my bedroom. It makes falling asleep and waking up much easier for me.

[–] vga@sopuli.xyz 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Bah, I waste my time on my computers.

"You may have outsmarted me, but I have outsmarted your outsmarting."

[–] CubitOom@infosec.pub 6 points 2 months ago

Idk...I just learned that USA doesn't have civil rights anymore...so it wasn't a complete waste.

https://lemmy.world/post/28630797

[–] Johanno@feddit.org 6 points 2 months ago

Hey stop it! Next you are going to tell me to work in my paid time!

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 6 points 2 months ago

Joke's on you, I'm on a PC, not a phone.

[–] FinishingDutch@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I’m taking a shit. It’s either memes or existential dread, so I’m doing this.

[–] Strawberry@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Be careful, don't sit too long!

[–] tuckerm@feddit.online 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Piefed tells you how much time you've spent on it at the bottom of the page and I genuinely appreciate it. (Also a great example of something that a profit-driven social media site would never do.)

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

the bottom of the page

...there's a bottom?

scrolls endlessly

[–] tuckerm@feddit.online 5 points 2 months ago

For some classic internetting, a new Homestar Runner video came out this week that mentions this: https://homestarrunner.com/toons/backtoawebsite. It made me go, "Oh yeah, there did used to be an end of the page!"

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 5 points 2 months ago

You have no power here Gandalf the gray!

[–] MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Its only been 2, uhh, 3...Scratch that. I dont need to tell you

[–] Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Counter, awareness of your countries impending doom.

[–] ocean@lemmy.selfhostcat.com 3 points 2 months ago

And you? ;)

[–] stefenauris@pawb.social 3 points 2 months ago

I already know. I do it deliberately

[–] slingstone@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Damn it, I failed my save. Full damage, I guess.

[–] HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 months ago

I'm dual wielding, poop and phone. I cannot be stopped.

[–] snugglesthefalse@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

Jokes on you, I normally go on here when I'm eating

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 months ago

Nothing changed.

[–] vatlark@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] LemmySilverBot@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Thank you for voting. You can vote again in 24 hours. leaderboard

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 months ago

I deflect with a spell "i just open the app"

[–] Gustephan@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

/played Instant emotional damage

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