this post was submitted on 14 May 2025
71 points (98.6% liked)

Ask Lemmy

31594 readers
1320 users here now

A Fediverse community for open-ended, thought provoking questions


Rules: (interactive)


1) Be nice and; have funDoxxing, trolling, sealioning, racism, and toxicity are not welcomed in AskLemmy. Remember what your mother said: if you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all. In addition, the site-wide Lemmy.world terms of service also apply here. Please familiarize yourself with them


2) All posts must end with a '?'This is sort of like Jeopardy. Please phrase all post titles in the form of a proper question ending with ?


3) No spamPlease do not flood the community with nonsense. Actual suspected spammers will be banned on site. No astroturfing.


4) NSFW is okay, within reasonJust remember to tag posts with either a content warning or a [NSFW] tag. Overtly sexual posts are not allowed, please direct them to either !asklemmyafterdark@lemmy.world or !asklemmynsfw@lemmynsfw.com. NSFW comments should be restricted to posts tagged [NSFW].


5) This is not a support community.
It is not a place for 'how do I?', type questions. If you have any questions regarding the site itself or would like to report a community, please direct them to Lemmy.world Support or email info@lemmy.world. For other questions check our partnered communities list, or use the search function.


6) No US Politics.
Please don't post about current US Politics. If you need to do this, try !politicaldiscussion@lemmy.world or !askusa@discuss.online


Reminder: The terms of service apply here too.

Partnered Communities:

Tech Support

No Stupid Questions

You Should Know

Reddit

Jokes

Ask Ouija


Logo design credit goes to: tubbadu


founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 

WHAT DID YOU DO, YOU STINKER?

top 50 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] Geodad@lemm.ee 6 points 54 minutes ago (1 children)

I'm banned from a local martial arts dojo. The soke always told the same stories about his teachers and also has a rule that he won't teach anyone with a criminal record.

I did some digging on one of his teachers and found that he killed someone in cold blood and took a plea that threw his teacher under the bus. His teacher was convicted of murder and the soke's teacher was convicted of manslaughter for his role.

I called him out for being a hypocrite because he won't teach criminals, but has no problem being a student of a criminal.

He sent me an email telling me that I was no longer welcome in his class.

[–] PalimpsestNavigator@midwest.social 4 points 42 minutes ago

Be careful provoking the Fire Nation, brother…

[–] QualifiedKitten@discuss.online 3 points 50 minutes ago (1 children)

I got banned from Tinder. Possibly because I refused to give my real email and just kept entering temp mail addresses, or possibly due to a photo I included that was taken from behind at an outdoor (public) body paint event.

[–] PalimpsestNavigator@midwest.social 2 points 40 minutes ago

Dang. That’s tough. At least you still have Grindr and ChristianMingle, in case you’re into gas station bathrooms or gay dudes.

[–] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

😂 Yeah, I ran into a guy who counts cards yesterday. He works for a small casino near me, but apparently he started out in Vegas as a dealer and then got banned at other casinos. 🤷🏻‍♂️ Interesting conversation. I want more!

[–] WaitThisIsntReddit@lemmy.world 10 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

I'm banned from redd... oh you said fun.

[–] sad_detective_man@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 minutes ago

what's yet crime? using 1 of a moderator's 11 million Manchurian Candidate phrases? or having an account older than 2 years?

👏👏👏😂

[–] brokenlcd@feddit.it 31 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I was banned from an arcade because I had discovered that if you placed a strong enough magnet near the coin door of most of the cabinets you could pull together the leafs of the service switch and just get free games. Was a wee kid so they just never allowed me to enter again. But boy wasn't that the start of a hobby. Now i Reverse engineer things for fun.

[–] x00z@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

My fake name got written up because I entered a protected nature park. I leave nature as I find it so I considered the "Not allowed to enter" sign authoritarian bullshit. When some guy caught us we gave fake names and he said we would get in trouble if we came back.

[–] arararagi@ani.social 1 points 11 minutes ago

It's good that you are like that, but those limits exist because some people aren't.

Lmfao. My house is next to a nature preserve, and I can’t say I haven’t thought about walking into the woods to take some better pictures.

[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 9 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (1 children)

I'm banned from Hollister.

As a teen, my sister & I were trying on clothes, and we realized that it was nearly the alloted time when our mom was going to pick us up. If we were late.... there would be hell to pay and we wouldn't to be able to go out for a while. So I scrambled out of the clothes, and, in a rush to not drop any of the stuff I was trying on, I stuffed it all into a pair of pants and draped it over the hanger for clothes you don't plan to purchase outside of the dressing room. We thanked the attendant and headed for the exit.

Suddenly, she was following us. As we exited the store, she yelled from the entrance "You are banned from ever setting foot in here again!! I will call security if I ever see you!!!" pointing at me. I was already in a rush, so I was confused af.

The only thing I can think I did was putting clothes in the pants..? Did she think it was a shoplifting attempt..? But I had legt it behind..? I dunno.

Anyhow, I've literally never purchased anything from there before or after. I hung with goth kids. I was just there because my sister liked it. Lol Plus, it was so ridiculously dark in there, you could barely see anything anyhow. No desire to shoplift their tiny, low-quality clothes. Ever.

It closed down years ago. I still remember that angry woman & how stunningly confused I was lol

EDIT: oh..... the title says "fun places"..... oops.

Well... to make up for wasting people's time, I also got banned from our local county fair because my sister's idiot friends were throwing coins at people from one of rides that went up in the air.

[–] PalimpsestNavigator@midwest.social 1 points 51 minutes ago

😂 both these answers surprised me

[–] philpo@feddit.org 15 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I am banned from an hospital and a country.

No, I was not an unruly patient,but instead called out their bullshit as a healthcare provider working with them. And reported them. Which lead to them banning me. Which funny enough is illegal here as well.

And I am banned from entering Turkey. Turkish airlines nearly killed me during a flight by having some sharp pieces in my food. Had a gastric bleed from it,including a hospital stay in a foreign country. Well. My travel insurance sued them and thinks got ugly. In parallel the political party I then was a somewhat active member of back then (as in "running for state parliament"-levels) was getting in arguments with Erdogan. So one day I received a letter by my foreign department that I specifically should not enter Turkey or I might see a Turkish prison from the inside.

[–] PalimpsestNavigator@midwest.social 4 points 45 minutes ago

Oh wow!! What a great answer. Thank you!

[–] vorpuni@jlai.lu 3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

I banned myself from casinos where I live and in all neighbouring countries because the house always wins and there should be no way I can give them money. (The gambling regulators allow you to ban yourself) I've never been to a casino I just know I can't be trusted.

[–] PalimpsestNavigator@midwest.social 1 points 36 minutes ago (1 children)

I had no idea you could do that! While I have only gambled twice (with about $10 each time), I’ve never felt the bug. It takes a naturally fun person to fall into gambling; my sympathies, bud. Good on you for protecting yourself (I’ve had to recuse myself from alcohol in the past).

[–] vorpuni@jlai.lu 2 points 23 minutes ago (1 children)

I don’t know if I am fun but filling forms online sure beats losing years worth of income to my own stupidity if I were to be intoxicated (which I do not do anymore but you never know…).

[–] PalimpsestNavigator@midwest.social 1 points 22 minutes ago

A man with a plan. Whatever it takes, right? Good job

[–] steeznson@lemmy.world 4 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I'm banned from certain casinos, virtual and IRL, because I work in the gambling industry and my parent company owns them so there is a potential conflict of interest.

Arguably worse than most of the replies here since it is a career choice instead of one act of indiscretion. My company was featured on John Oliver last month lol, I was saying we needed to add it to our branding, "As seen on tv!"

[–] PalimpsestNavigator@midwest.social 2 points 48 minutes ago (1 children)

Have you ever thought about sneaking in with a disguise for “one last, big score”?

[–] steeznson@lemmy.world 3 points 44 minutes ago (1 children)

Managing data pipelines doesn't exactly give me the skinny on how to beat the house.

[–] PalimpsestNavigator@midwest.social 1 points 31 minutes ago

suuuuure…

(psst!! hey! shh… so we could all wear costumes, and I’ll pretend to be your gay husband but I’m actually the grease man)

[–] Zero22xx@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 5 hours ago (3 children)

Reddit. First strike was an anti religion comment. Got back after my 3 days and the first thread I saw was something in one of the popular subs where everyone was shitting on religion. Second strike was cheering on the bear in a clip where a bear turned on a circus trainer for "wishing harm". Third and final strike was for shitting on the manosphere for, and I quote, "hatred towards vulnerable and marginalized groups."

All three came in the last two or three years, after being on the platform for more than a decade and never being suspended before that.

[–] PalimpsestNavigator@midwest.social 2 points 35 minutes ago

Reddit isn’t built for people like us.

[–] Proles_Uprising_Now@lemmy.world 5 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I got banned for harassment of poor CEOs for supporting our Saint Luigi

[–] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 1 points 3 hours ago

hey me too ! high five

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 4 hours ago

Andrew Twat is so vulnerable and marginalized :'(

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 48 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

I work near a casino. I told my colleagues I'm banned for counting cards, so I don't have to go with them and I have an easy and bulletproof excuse to not go.

Mysterious. I like your style…

One Irish Pub (popular chain here in France/Europe) in Avignon cause I puked all over the counter. Although I assume they've forgotten cause it was about 10 years ago... but I also haven't drank in about 5 years so it's not like I care, lol.

[–] HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 40 points 8 hours ago (6 children)

I got banned from Six Flags once when I was a kid

I was on that ride that shoots straight up and hangs for a moment before dropping

I wanted to get a picture of the view at the top, but but when I pulled the disposable camera out of my pocket some change fell out and it nearly hit the crowd below

When getting off the ride the young guy running the ride rolled his eyes and gave me a speech he was clearly forced to memorize, banning me from the park.

I felt bad about what had happened, and I just walked away to find my parents.

He didn't take my name or picture. No one ever came to escort me from the park, so I guess I was never actually banned.

Just made me think I was.

load more comments (6 replies)
[–] Lembot_0002@lemm.ee 26 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

Reddit. Because, you know, write messages...

[–] arrow74@lemm.ee 1 points 20 minutes ago

I had an account for over 12 years, they even offered me the opportunity to buy stock prior to launch for being a "power user".

Too bad I like luigi, and here I am

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] Lennnny@lemmy.world 15 points 8 hours ago (7 children)

Various Wetherspoons in England, because I hated queuing for the girls loo, so I'd just run into the men's. Apparently they don't like when you do that.

[–] NABDad@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I wonder if you're banned for violating the restroom or more because you didn't respect the integrity of the queue.

[–] PalimpsestNavigator@midwest.social 1 points 28 minutes ago

As an American, I reserve the right to drop a deuce in my pants if the queue takes too long…

load more comments (6 replies)
[–] gilgameth@lemmy.world 17 points 8 hours ago

Bold of you to assume that I go to fun places to begin with.

load more comments
view more: next ›