So busy she's got time to stage a fake photo from the toilet and make a wishy-washy LinkedIn post about how fucking busy she is.
this post was submitted on 03 Jul 2025
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The Temu version of Ferris Bueller's girlfriend could have shit, washed hands, and been back on her laptop on the couch in the time it took to make this bullshit post.
Maybe I'm too empathetic, but I just feel bad for people like this.
"Start a business" almost certainly means "Buy into an MLM scam."
That's my first thought when i see this. Her own business probably rhymes with schmerba life
Don't forget the standard "Use Mommy and Daddies money to buy an existing small business." Then run it into the ground.
"It's not an MLM when you are at the top"
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Please Lord, let this be deranged fetish content rather than whatever the alternative would be. 🙏😔
Hustle culture is a deranged fetish.
True actually
...who took the picture? 🧐
That poor intern
what a shit job 😔
That poo intern?
This employee is such a toilet, they are constantly spouting shit.
Sets the tripod.
Checks the lightning isn't too good.
Sets the timer.
Fails the first photo bcs pants, laptop, and positioning took too long.
Sets the timer again, this time by waddling to the phone.
"Omg, no, why would you take that picture, don't you see I'm grinding!! You don't get it, we are not the same."
Makes a LinkedIn post.
Adds a shitty pun about shit.
There is a time and a place where it is appropriate to post pictures of yourself using the head. It’s called niche pornography on OnlyFans or PornHub, not LinkedIn.
You know? At my workplace colleagues love talking about the building urinals. Some claim to have been able to make eye contact with people at their desks while refreshing themselves. Maybe that fetish belongs in LinkedIn?
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This is how you get hemorrhoids.
This how you discover you already got them.
Also how everyone on the Teams call discovers you've got them.
Actual LinkedIn shitpost
pooping photo
just keep pushing through. (No pun intended)
Classy all around. Hope she's on a Teams call with her camera and microphone on and making all of her employees incredibly uncomfortable.
Let's be real "starting a business" probably means she sells essential oils in an MLM
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Can't tell if real or not
Its got to be top tier satire.
She definitely has shit particles all over that laptop.
Shit particles are on basically every surface.
It's all about the dosage
Sharticles
Pink eye is so sexy
This advice is crap
"Hey, you know who we should do business with? That lady who posts pictures of herself taking a shit!"
---Countless future business partners
This is one of those reasons why I really don't mind the Web 2.0 Walled Garden to some degree.
LinkedIn makes the wall very high, and the people inside the wall are mostly insane like this. That's not a walled garden, that's an asylum.
In Buddhism, we would call it the realm of hungry ghosts, lower than the animal realm (as in base, animalistic desires) and one step above the hell realm. A realm of self-imposed suffering where people can't do anything of merit to burn off karma.
And people like this don't want to leave at all. It's killing them, and they are deluded into "loving" it. Let them stay there. I don't want their illness anywhere I normally enjoy life.
Look at that face, all wide eyed with a hint of a horny smile. That is a face of a person that's just been caught looking at clown based scat porn ...but is trying to play it off that she is working.
It's a story as old as time!
That old chestnut, eh?
ah, the classic
All this is probably how she justifies paying her employees below a living wage and resourcing her materials from slave labor. And looking at this dumb persons surroundings. I'd be shocked if she actually worked more than 200 days a year.
Honestly. No one should have to work more than 200 days a year. Reality is unfortunately different in a lot of places. But working more is usually not good for your health.
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Looking at this picture still makes me horny. I mean wistful! It makes me wistful!
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Someone needs to learn how to switch off when using toilet.
You're absolutely right, and I sure am writing you this from my office desk where I'm totally using a big desktop computer to read Lemmy and nothing else is happening.
Talk about shit posting. Follow her for more unsolicited tips on spreading conjunctivitis, ruining your relationships with a burnout-inducing work ethic, and developing hemorrhoids from too long work shits.
I hate this so much.
Shitposting isn't your job, Meg.
Does being a weird little capitalist lickspittle even work on LinkedIn? I see people obviously trying to game the algorithm to gain exposure, including groups of devs sharing basic tips with each other and commenting to amplify, even though you’d think most hiring managers know that devs absolutely don’t go to LinkedIn to learn and share tips.
Colonel Shitbucket
cant imagine getting a serious work e-mail from someone currently rappeling one down the white house
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