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[–] Berlinblades@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

Ladies would use talc infused with asbestos and lead to keep fresh down below.

[–] militaryintelligence@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

A clean unwashed coochie is one of life's simple pleasures. Been with a few, will never forget them, those that know know.

[–] comrade19@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

What! No no noooo. And we've got to wash our dicks too.

[–] Rooty@lemmy.world 0 points 6 days ago

Sex needs to be a little bit filthy to be good. I've had coochie that spread open like a grilled cheese sandwich and the fuck was outta this world.

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 74 points 1 week ago

Napoleon would literally instruct Josephine "I'm coming in 3 days, don't wash".

[–] Theatomictruth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 66 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 46 points 1 week ago

Tha drawers underneath are split for convenience

[–] starchylemming@lemmy.world 44 points 1 week ago (1 children)

maybe thats why the victorians were stuck up prudes?

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 41 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Uh, no. It was mainly because of syphilis.

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 16 points 1 week ago (2 children)

You can cure that with malaria though

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago

Follow us for more traditional medicine advice that won't give you autism!

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 week ago

I’m not giving up gin and tonics for that though.

[–] fenrasulfr@lemmy.world 35 points 1 week ago (1 children)

So far as I know they washed themselves, they just stopped going to communal bath houses.

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 week ago

This would apply more to the 18th/17th centuries.

[–] socsa@piefed.social 28 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You think your unwashed dick smells any better?

[–] Soup@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Apparently English men were partly mad abojt vikings because they’d show up bathed and well-groomed and would take their wives. They told on themselves and didn’t get it.

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[–] xxce2AAb 24 points 1 week ago

That seems like a highly appropriate post for a person using the handle 'double suck'.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Men these days can be squeamish about giving a woman oral. My brother in Christ, imagine being a crusading knight and licking some unwashed heretic puss

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 26 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Frankly, I have a hard time imagining crusading knights as keen on performing oral.

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 7 points 1 week ago

You just never read about the Australian ones.

[–] Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip 21 points 1 week ago

They literally pissed in the corner while wearing those things. Full access, no need to undress

[–] Microw@piefed.zip 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Thats more an 18th century thing than a 19th century thing, I'd assume

[–] JamBandFan1996@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 week ago

Depends where you are

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

Eh... I'd still smash.

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 week ago

You think you would be wealthy enough for all those fancy clothes with many buttons?

[–] TWeaK@lemmy.today 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I was listening to the podcast You're Dead to Me, and they kind of covered this in a recent episode. Basically in the olden days you wouldn't undo all 650 buttons, or maybe even any buttons, as people would have sex pretty much fully clothed. You'd almost never see a fully naked women, and in fact full nudity was seen as more promiscuous than sex.

So they'd basically just lift up the dress, and you probably wouldn't even smell much with how much clothes were between your nose and her genitals.

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