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[–] AniZaeger@lemmy.world 14 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

offer refugee status to Europeans who oppose migration

Wouldn't a "refugee" who "opposes migration" be called a "hypocrite"?

[–] Chais@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

They can't think that far.

[–] IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

Yes they can. They don’t care.

[–] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 22 points 1 day ago (2 children)

As an european, i 100% support this. Send all the crazy right-wingers to america. we don't need them here. There's nothing for them to do here anyways.

[–] foenkyfjutschah@programming.dev -1 points 7 hours ago

as a german you should know better. they better stay home.

[–] Bloomcole@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

would be quite empty here. It's not only 'crazy right-wingers'.
Plenty political parties including the ones pretending to be socialist have adopted the right-wing anti-immigrant policies.
Same for the horrible EU government and their fortress Europe.

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I find the xenophobic left-wing European political parties quite strange. I generally chalk it up to Putin’s influence.

[–] Bloomcole@lemmy.world 1 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

couldn't be more wrong.
They manage fascism and xenophobia all on their own.
History repeats itself

[–] rozodru@piefed.social 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

...This feels like a trap.

[–] cyberpunk007@lemmy.ca 2 points 7 hours ago

Here I was thinking you were going to end that sentence with "rape"

[–] _cryptagion@anarchist.nexus 78 points 2 days ago (15 children)

can europe offer refugee status to people that don't want to live in the US anymore?

[–] Bloomcole@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

NO, they deserve to live there

[–] the_wise_wolf@feddit.org 19 points 2 days ago

Yes. Let's trade!

[–] crandlecan@mander.xyz 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] _cryptagion@anarchist.nexus 29 points 2 days ago (4 children)

listen, it works out for both of us. I get a country that values human lives and privacy a little more than my current one, and you get some good mexican food. you ever had a taco before? it's gonna change your entire world.

[–] BastingChemina@slrpnk.net 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

We don't need tacos, we have tacos at home.

The tacos at home:

https://themanc.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/08/french-tacoo-210824-DH-the-manc-group-4-1200x1600.jpg

[–] end_stage_ligma@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

I would eat it but that ain't a taco

[–] Mensh123@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago
[–] AngularViscosity@piefed.social 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Is there anything tacos can't solve??

[–] foggy@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Medicinal tacos, check mate.

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[–] rustyfish@piefed.world 59 points 2 days ago (2 children)

You know what? Yes! Thank you very much!

Thanks for taking them in. We really don’t want them around here anymore. They are not only some of the worst, but also the dumbest people in Europe. We would happily help them pack their stuff. This will considerably improve our already high living standards.

God bless you USA ❤️

[–] Wildmimic@anarchist.nexus 21 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I wanted to say the same, i will pay for as many flight tickets as i can if needed! He can have every single one of thost mouthbreathers.

[–] BingBong@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

Can we set up a trade basis so some of us can head over there?

[–] Carighan@piefed.world 7 points 1 day ago

Finally the German AfD is getting the kick-more-people-out-from-Germany they always ask for! Themselves!

[–] EndOfLine@lemmy.world 44 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Wait, the people that oppose migrants are looking to become migrants?

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 35 points 2 days ago

*Expatriates, not filthy immigrants.

[–] xxce2AAb 41 points 2 days ago

Oh, the irony.

[–] hanke@feddit.nu 28 points 2 days ago (1 children)

So if I get this right, refugees are okay as long as they are white and faithful to Trump?

That doesn't sound problematic at all.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 2 points 1 day ago

I often think we should let in anybody who wants to work, as long as they take one of ours that don't...

[–] DarkDecay@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Who wants to migrate to a third world country? Trumps delusional again

[–] HubertManne@piefed.social 9 points 1 day ago

yes but if americans are lucky europe will do a tit for tat.

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Scumbags with a little bit of money and a lot of ego.

[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Oh please open this to British people right now and take the gammon horde so we don't end up with Farage in charge.

[–] MangioneDontMiss@feddit.nl 9 points 1 day ago

i'm confused

[–] kazerniel@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

good riddance! (though the irony of anti-migrationists migrating is amusing)

[–] crandlecan@mander.xyz 11 points 2 days ago

🤣🖕🖕🖕🖕🤘

[–] njm1314@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Okay can we work on an exchange program? Cuz like if some German Nazis want to come here I'll take their place.

[–] TheJesusaurus@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

All of the white replacement, they're coming for our jobs and women type who worried about Democrats letting "future blue voters" in en masse.

Not a peep about this deliberate policy to import white South African racists and European fascists

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[–] Darkcoffee@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago

Oh please offer the same for Canadians! They are soooooo oppressed! They need refugee status! 😏

[–] qx128@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Is there a Lemmy community for “BrandNewSentence” where this can be cross posted? Because this sentence is definitely unique! Good grief, the cognitive dissonance is too damn high.

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