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Crap, I already took a flu shot 2 weeks ago and they won't let me take another :(
Yup
Nope, too challenging, gonna go cry at my flu shot appointment.
Same
Can it be the same woman 3 times? Love you mom.
She's really great!
Is Albanian close enough
It will be Sleep-Turkish, so in termd of real-life skills it's basically the same as Sleep-Albanian
yup
- Find a new source of income
New?
I do this every month. I speak over 12,000 forms of Turkish in my sleep.
yup
If I don’t have a twin can I check that one off or do I need to pick someone at random and adopt them as my twin? Also is it 100% absorption or are there parts I can omit, or is it okay to absorb small portions, say, bodily fluids? I have specific reasons for these questions.
You can pick some else's twin. 100% absorption, the necronomicon is clear on this.
Okay follow up question…
All at once?
You have 3 work days to complete the absorption.
This clearly states I have 30 days
That is for the Turkish, sleep learning takes some time
🇾🇺🇵
Yarrrp
Hide it inside other words!
Puppy Yuppers!
It's actually a trick, if you don't respond "Yup" in Turkish, you fail, because you shouldn't need to have been told to learn Turkish.
evet
Yup, but in Turkish
yup
yup
YUP
YUP, EZ, PZ
Yup
yup
Yup
The DuPont method
Yup yup yup yup, yup yup yup yup
had me in the first half
4pm?? During the cpbl playoffs? Unlikely.
C