or here's a better idea, really crazy one at that. just don't invite them over.
this post was submitted on 28 Oct 2025
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Why do you have guests you don't like?
Sounds more like you have victims, psychopath.
Some people have romantic partners they live with. And sometimes, rarely but sometimes, those partners have friends. I just think this is a shitpost though.
Well now you're on her 'don't like' list.
You know like annoying in-laws and children that tag along.
Why would you give your precious Wurstwasser to people you don't like?
I keep them around for Fred Durst, he's thirsy for them
Fucking with people’s food is never funny.
What about their drinks, huh??
And there’s another reason I don’t hang out with people who boil their hot dogs.
Dirty Dog Martinis.
This might not be the worst idea if it was a better sausage. Like bratwurst water or something.
Hmmm... surely there's some drink where this might actually kick ass... sadly I am not a mixologist.
Might be good in a Bloody Mary..
Maybe add some vodka and clamato, a little tabasco and worcestershire, wouldn't be too bad.
Me coming back again and again cause your water tastes weirdly good.
Joke's on you. I don't use ice.
Just straight frozen hot dogs in the drinks of people you don't like eh?
No, I think they just use boiling hot dog water
I like to freeze my boiling water, so I always have some at hand
Yup, gotta make sure it doesn't go off.
Well, what if I like hotdogs? I won’t get my comeuppance.
Why spite? Basically cold bouillon cubes right there