What is it with Americans needing to put Ys and Xs where they don't belong?
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We gotta be Unyq at all costs
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I have met 2 La-a's (pronouced: Ladasha / Latasha)
good lord. Straight-up pun names
Part of me hopes this is both tragic and clever in that something happened to Lapasha, and the next will be Laquasha, but somehow I doubt it.
I just understood the prononciation for the first 🤢 / dash.
I have no idea. I'm just as mystified by this.
We’re not all like that. And the rest of us mock them mercilessly.
I know you're not all like that. My partner is American and none of our brood has names like that but her siblings both have children with unnecessary Xs and Ys in their names.
Well branle (branler / branlé) is french slang for either getting a beating or wanking so maybe thats "y".
I'm sorry. Emersyn? Sounds like someone wanted to spell Amazon.
There's actually another company that's even closer, Emerson. They make shitty walmart tvs and other electronics.
Or amazing.
Just yells mallcruiser “trashy.” Saddling kids with messed up name spelling, trashy dick and sperm keyrings(?), plus a trashy comment on the inability to figure out how to stop popping out kids (though that’s probably ~~dick~~ tongue in cheek).
The proliferation of the letter Y is a danger to our democracy
In french we call it "greek i", so considered a danger to democracy is especially ironic. I suspect that was on purpose, but cannot tell for sure
There's so much wrong with this.
Firstly, pulling out isn't birth control.
And shouldn't what you do together be consensual, so why thank him after the fact, as if you didn't know if he'll pull out or not?
And one sperm does not represent one child.
edit: there's a very creatively named sub on reddit that deals exclusively with over-the-top kids names, if only I could remember it. The names seen here are harmless in comparison.
It makes more sense as a Father’s Day gift, where the kids are thanking him for not pulling out. (Which is not birth control.)
But then it’s even more disgusting.
And oh god the names of the kids.
The letter Y is sometimes a consonant, and sometimes a vowel, so they probably got a good deal on them. Or we've found the Time Travelers, and they were most recently in Maedeval Englynd. I have no better explanations. Also, pulling out is NOT birth control.
It's called Tragedeigh
Ah, thanks.
Why are you taking a gag gift so seriously?
It wouldn't be funny if it didn't subvert expectations by being ridiculous.
It wouldn’t be funny if it didn’t subvert expectations by being ridiculous.
It's funny because it's totally ridiculous, but I don't think the creator intended that by intentionally "subverting expectations".
They could've gone with "thanks for not cumming in mom's chocolate starfish that night"
A friend of mine once told someone that their dad should have pulled out and cum in their mother's eye...but he was too cheap to pay for it. To this day it remains one of the most savage things I've heard IRL.
And one sperm does not represent one child
This is such a common trope and I hate it so fucking much
🎶 every sperm is sacred 🎶
Knowledge of sperm teamwork is a threat to individualism.
I'm confused. Are you saying multiple sperm fertilize an egg? Or are you just upset that the egg is left out of the equation?
The latter. A sperm only provides 50% of the genetic information
Howany sperm do you think it takes to fertilize an egg?
Also, you're ignoring the most egregious part of this, which is the childs' names.
Ryver
lemmy discovers dirty jokes
Imagine a trauma-free enough childhood to want to thank someone for griefing you with life.
I can't.
!2meirl4meirl
What if he did but his pull out game is weak AF?
It me lol
Fucking weird man. Some people can't stop thinking about their dads semen and their mom's uterus.
Missed opportunity for "welcum".
This has to be a joke.
It is. A trashy joke.