This is on the fridge at work today.
It makes me wonder why they didn't just unplug it and put up an "out of order" sign instead lol
this post was submitted on 20 Mar 2024
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Last year it took 6 months to get water to stop leaking in my office, so yeah I'm just excited the note is charming...
You should have got a little downspout to put it into someone else's office. That's pretty much what they did to you
In Nate's office, he deserves it! Lol
I've been waiting 6 years for our Trust to fix our work equipment and the access areas we use ...they spend as low an amount as they can only for stuff to fail again
Whoever wrote that note isn't great at communication.
"The refrigerator is currently heating items." Ok... does this mean it is broken? Or is the heating intentional and this is just a warning not to put things in it that you don't want heated up? Is this heating up phase meant to stop anytime soon?
"Thank you for your time and consideration," for what? Reading the note? Is this a request that the refrigerator be fixed? Or is it merely a warning to other people? If we're meant to assume that the fridge is broken, has someone in charge been informed?
All good points! I put in the ticket to get it fixed after eating questionable chicken the previous day, I survived so yay me.
Whoever put the note up wasn't part of facilities I found out that, they were just trying to be clever. Facilities wrote a hand written note on it saying they know and are waiting for parts.
This *raises more questions. Did you take your chicken out of the fridge and not notice it was warm? Did you put it in the microwave?
I noticed the bag was warm, then I noticed my salad fixings (all in separate containers) were warm, then I put my hand in the fridge and saw it was warm. I then contemplated eating the chicken or not and decided it's been 20+ years since the last time I've had food poisoning and ate the chicken.
I then put it in a working fridge and have eaten from it 3 more times.
Wow, braver than me. Food poisoning is one thing, but the risk of salmonella!? I don't fuck with that...
Probably dodged a bullet there. I feel a little like Neo.
I feel like you have a job where you get "broken please" fix tickets.
Haha, I bet they totally do! I get tickets where the title is "n/a" or blank or "broken" with no item or details. Drives me crazy!
Marge, can you set the oven to cold?
It was jealous of the microwave and wanted to be "hot" as well.
But in its quest to be hot, it became no longer cool.
True, but it's still using the facade of being cool why pursuing the goal of being hot. Never realizing that it can never be smoking hot like the Microwave. Does anyone else smell popcorn burning? No? Just me?
Defrigerator
Oh damn, that's fantastic! That's a much better name than Rob lol
The fridge’s name is Rob
And he loves you
"YOU HAD ONE JOB!"
I got dibs on the hot reddi whip!
Mmm… warm ranch dressing