cornshark

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[–] cornshark@lemmy.world 7 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

What do you mean? Isn't it Jehovah's Witness that forbids blood transfusions, not catholics?

[–] cornshark@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago (2 children)

What part of turn the romance down by 40% didn't you understand?

[–] cornshark@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Can you tap to close images on voyager?

[–] cornshark@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (5 children)

Very true. Here's my attempt

Male
Michael Vick
Wayne Gretzky
Roger Federer
Kobe Bryant
Shaquille O'Neal
David Beckham
OJ Simpson
Babe Ruth
Usain Bolt
Oscar Pistorius
Mike Tyson
Michael Phelps
Tony Hawk
Tom Brady
That car racing guy who hit his head on a rock while skiing and is in a coma
Max Verstappen

Female
Serena Williams
Venus Williams
Brittany Griner
That gymnastics girl making a displeased face in the meme (Mikayla Maroney?)

So for me, even though I'm not interested in sports, OP was correct.

I'm curious why I don't know any female race car drivers... the argument could be made that female athletes are not as physically strong so they aren't competitive in strength based sports, but it seems like anyone can drive a car fast? Who are the biggest female race car drivers?

[–] cornshark@lemmy.world 24 points 4 days ago

You're right, this does seem suspicious. It was probably all staged by that guy.

[–] cornshark@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Dr Doofenshmirtz, is that you?

[–] cornshark@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Doofenshmirtz is that you?

[–] cornshark@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm not sure this tweet counts as news?

[–] cornshark@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Doctor: you've had a stroke
Patient: how can you tell?
Doctor: from the handshake

[–] cornshark@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (7 children)

I'm ootl on this one. What happened?

[–] cornshark@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Yeah if the dentist makes you wait for 20 minutes, you definitely should have the right not to see him

[–] cornshark@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Is this related to the pricing changes or something else?

 

Because they are alloys

 

Vet: well that sounds like a ewe problem

 

They're SO-DIMM

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