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[–] whaleross@lemmy.world 142 points 2 weeks ago

I don't want to speculate.

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 134 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Motorcycle expert here. It goes into the vagina.

[–] GooberEar@lemmy.wtf 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Where do you find vaginas large enough for motorcycles or motorcycles small enough for the vagina? Asking for a friend.

[–] rosco385@lemm.ee 12 points 2 weeks ago

A Harley Davidson dealership?

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Alexa how do you say wrong hole in motorcycle

[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 6 points 2 weeks ago

Wrong! This is clearly the innovative accelerator module the great engineer Mr. Garrison invented for his mono wheel design. It only goes into the vagina if you ride goofy foot, so limited to only half of us.

[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 78 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Um, I’d rather not speculate.

[–] Retro_unlimited@lemmy.world 65 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (4 children)

I think it’s related to this…

Or this

[–] Rooskie91@discuss.online 73 points 2 weeks ago

Damn, dudes will turn things they already respect into women before they'll respect women.

[–] Voyajer@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Is this the motorcycle equivalent of a ship's figurehead?

[–] entwine413@lemm.ee 36 points 2 weeks ago

I think it's the motorcycle equivalent to having a hentai girl tattooed on your arm.

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

If you sailed by riding the figurehead, sure.

[–] Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

Reminds me of a very old anime OVA called Goku Midnight Eye. There's a lady that gets turned into a motorcycle and can shoot lazers.

[–] steal_your_face@lemmy.ml 50 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] bstix 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] LemmySilverBot@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Thank you for voting. You can vote again in 24 hours. leaderboard

[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

NO! Fucking amateur...

That's this one:

[–] Rooty@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I prefer the three pronged one that opens up :3

[–] funkajunk@lemm.ee 39 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 2 weeks ago

poor donkey 🫤

[–] abobla@lemm.ee 33 points 2 weeks ago

inside my ass

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 28 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

User retention mechanism. It helps with maintaining the rider's posture and, while active, anchors them securely to the motorcycle.

[–] sit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 weeks ago

Reminds me of the south park uni bike thing

[–] LordGimp@lemm.ee 23 points 2 weeks ago

I mean I'd ride it, but that part don't go to no motor cycle. More like a monthly cycle.

[–] SoupBrick@pawb.social 21 points 2 weeks ago

In the square hole!

[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago

Those metal ones were better than the modern plastic ones. Even though they felt cold.

[–] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 weeks ago

That goes in the hoo-haa.

[–] WagnasT@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago

You usually see this part after you put your feet in the stirrups.

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Afflictedlife@lemmy.ml 11 points 2 weeks ago

If you are using that while on a motorcycle that's a new fetish I haven't come across before. Seems awkward

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] hanke@feddit.nu 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I love that place.

I don't know why I find it funny, but I really do 😄

[–] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago

SORRY BROTHER, I COULDN'T HEAR WHAT YOU WERE SAYING. YOU NEED TO GET YOUR HOG CRANKED UP TO ELEVEN. AROOO

[–] fubarx@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

It cuts down on bathroom stops during long rides.

[–] SuperSpruce@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 weeks ago

This is the clutch lever I think? I've been riding for 20 months so it would be embarrassing to get this wrong

[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Hjalamanger@feddit.nu 5 points 2 weeks ago

It's the beak of the cyborg duck that pedals your motorcycle. Everyone else is lying

[–] Canis_76@feddit.nl 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

In the new unit purge tube!

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 weeks ago

It's a duck's beak

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 4 points 1 week ago

I legit thought it was a brake. I keep forgetting that's a thing.

[–] Plum@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Little pinch

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 3 points 1 week ago

In the trash because those things are FREEZING. Go plastic or go home!

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 3 points 1 week ago

Ooh the new Ducati seat