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[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 4 points 8 hours ago

Lol its so floppy

[–] jsomae@lemmy.ml 2 points 8 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Hupf@feddit.org 10 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

A tiger. It's the biggest cat you can find.

[–] eldoom@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Excuse me have you ever heard of a liger?

[–] VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

You don't really find those so much as make them.

[–] moi@jlai.lu -1 points 3 hours ago

it's a sex toy.

[–] Randelung@lemmy.world 39 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 11 points 9 hours ago

Historians say these two were almost like sisters.

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 129 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The double fisted horseshoe shaped dildo is hanging upside down, that's not good for your luck.

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 66 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Shove it up your ass.

And mine.

[–] Maiq@lemy.lol 20 points 1 day ago (9 children)
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[–] modifier@lemmy.ca 32 points 1 day ago (5 children)

I’m familiar with the move on the left, but the right hand looks like an Obama speech gesture.

[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 2 points 9 hours ago

I call it the torch holder.

[–] Cort@lemmy.world 11 points 16 hours ago

It's called the Clinton thumb

1000003661

[–] WizardofFrobozz@lemmy.ca 77 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

One in the hope, two in the change

[–] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 5 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

hey I know that saying from somewhere.. shocker!

[–] ch00f@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] Tedesche@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)
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[–] Dragomus@lemmy.world 17 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Is that tiger sniffing her hair?

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 14 points 22 hours ago

Cats do be like that

[–] db2@lemmy.world 11 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

So it is a clown car after all then.

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[–] Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 43 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I suddenly want to watch Requiem for a Dream again.

[–] TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 13 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (2 children)

Now that I think about it, is she happy? Is she traumatised? Is she regretting? Is she laughing at the absurdity of it all?

The best kind of acting is where the face puts all kinds of emotions into one expression, making it too ambiguous to tell what the character really feels.

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 11 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Pretty sure she's high. She prostituted herself to get heroin.

[–] Rekorse@sh.itjust.works 3 points 16 hours ago

I think you are right but they fucked up her pupils if thats the case.

[–] swab148@lemm.ee 4 points 17 hours ago

Lesbian Sisyphus

[–] Tiger666@lemmy.ca 15 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago

Masterclass in how to say "ass-to-ass" without actually saying it.

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[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 10 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 25 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

That wasn't nearly as NSFW as I hoped.

[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 5 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Yea but I thought I'd better put it just in case.

[–] phar@lemmy.ml 3 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 2 points 9 hours ago

That's what they both said.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 55 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Well, I know when I'm not needed.

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[–] pornthrowaway9999@lemmynsfw.com 40 points 1 day ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (3 children)

Pretty sure I've seen a gallery of these two getting high and having a threesome, so that might not just be for show

Edit: Unfortunately, I haven't been able to find those pictures again and have looked a few times since this picture pops up from time to time.

Info for those who want to give it a try: This picture wasn't part of the set, but it's definitely the same women. The toy doesn't make an appearance either. The brunette gets high, and they use a DVD case with frogs or something as a tray to hold the marijuana? The blonde goes down on the brunette. I think there's a picture of the blonde wearing a baseball cap too (I assume it's her boyfriend taking the pictures as there are more pictures of just him and the blonde at other times). Good luck!

[–] FeelzGoodMan420@eviltoast.org 9 points 19 hours ago

Why would you make a claim like this without providing sauce? Are you some kind of monster? Geez.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago (2 children)

So? Are you just going to leave us hanging?

[–] Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 24 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (1 children)

So? Are you just going to leave us hanging?

Yeah, @pornthrowaway9999@lemmynsfw.com!
Are you just gonna leave us hanging?
Like some naughty nunchucks on a coat hook?!

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 7 points 22 hours ago

Now I want to see Bruce Lee do a kung fu demonstration with those.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 9 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

I tried reverse image searching this and came up with just Reddit and the same pic with no info.

[–] FeelzGoodMan420@eviltoast.org 4 points 19 hours ago

Because it's probably not true and that guy is full of shit, lol.

[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 46 points 1 day ago

You know what you gotta do here, Indiana Jones.

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 day ago

well they look quite happy

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