The double fisted horseshoe shaped dildo is hanging upside down, that's not good for your luck.
this post was submitted on 02 May 2025
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Shove it up your ass.
And mine.
At a medium pace.
Now sit on the corner of the bed and watch me... Whack off
See that shampoo bottle now STICK IT UP MY ASS
Move it in and out at a medium pace
I regret clicking the drop down to see the rest of this conversation lol
Ahhhh fuck, you started without me damn it!
Pretend I'm the pizza guy... and watch me whack off.
For good luck right? Right? It's not gay if it's for good luck? Right?
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Well, I know when I'm not needed.
And yet you're here... And so am I. Wait... Fuck.
Best roommates.
Historians say these two were almost like sisters.
Pretty sure I've seen a gallery of these two getting high and having a threesome, so that might not just be for show
New edit: you degenerates made me try again, and was actually lucky this time. NSFW obviously
https://m.homepornbay.com/album/lucky-boy-with-nasty-sluts2
~~Edit: Unfortunately, I haven't been able to find those pictures again and have looked a few times since this picture pops up from time to time.~~
~~Info for those who want to give it a try: This picture wasn't part of the set, but it's definitely the same women. The toy doesn't make an appearance either. The brunette gets high, and they use a DVD case with frogs or something as a tray to hold the marijuana? The blonde goes down on the brunette. I think there's a picture of the blonde wearing a baseball cap too (I assume it's her boyfriend taking the pictures as there are more pictures of just him and the blonde at other times). Good luck!~~
You know what you gotta do here, Indiana Jones.
So? Are you just going to leave us hanging?
So? Are you just going to leave us hanging?
Yeah, @pornthrowaway9999@lemmynsfw.com!
Are you just gonna leave us hanging?
Like some naughty nunchucks on a coat hook?!
Now I want to see Bruce Lee do a kung fu demonstration with those.
I tried reverse image searching this and came up with just Reddit and the same pic with no info.
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Why would you make a claim like this without providing sauce? Are you some kind of monster? Geez.
I suddenly want to watch Requiem for a Dream again.
Masterclass in how to say "ass-to-ass" without actually saying it.
Now that I think about it, is she happy? Is she traumatised? Is she regretting? Is she laughing at the absurdity of it all?
The best kind of acting is where the face puts all kinds of emotions into one expression, making it too ambiguous to tell what the character really feels.
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creepy ass gif
I’m familiar with the move on the left, but the right hand looks like an Obama speech gesture.
One in the hope, two in the change
hey I know that saying from somewhere.. shocker!
It's called the Clinton thumb
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Is that tiger sniffing her hair?
Cats do be like that
well they look quite happy
Lol its so floppy
Talk about double-fisting…
Well, TIL
Cute tiger PIC in the back there