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[–] atlien51@lemm.ee 3 points 10 hours ago

Is he that dumb and disgusting?

[–] Deflated0ne@lemmy.world 29 points 1 day ago (1 children)

But "autism didn't exist back in my day" right?

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 6 points 12 hours ago

It did, it just only got noticed in people who are intellectually disabled. That's the only kid I knew with autism growing up in the 80s who got diagnosed.

The son of a family friend obviously has Asperger's, he's a few years older than me, and his parents did have him tested back then and were told nothing was wrong, but I don't think they had that knowledge back then. He will ask me for a Coke Zero every ten minutes like clockwork when he comes over, polish it off and ask for another.

[–] Pnut@lemm.ee 34 points 1 day ago (4 children)

They do deposit returns where I live. So you get them cents back for every can. There are people that make a couple of hundred bucks a month picking cans out of the ditches. There's like what? $50 in this picture? Either way he could have those gone in an hour for free if he knows a homeless person.

[–] Gorgritch_umie_killa@aussie.zone 8 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

It can sometimes grow to quite a large fund for people.

Damian Gordon saved $46,000. He described it as a hobby for him. What a legend!

[–] Camzing@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago

That's his retirement fund.

[–] Quadhammer@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Hes going to melt them down for parts

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Saving up for a new crankcase

[–] Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago

I used to collect cans over the summer with the high school soccer teams to raise money. There's more than fitty there

[–] RBWells@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

They do not do deposit returns here anymore, but even so, most neighborhoods I've lived, people come look through the recycling for aluminum cans to scrap. So I would set them on the side in a tote instead, it was always such old people, moving slowly down the road with a rolling cart. This neighborhood is apparently too bougie for that, even though as far as I can tell we still are never more than 2 blocks from at least one homeless person.

[–] 4grams@awful.systems 36 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That looks like my play through of a fallout game. For some reason it amuses me to no end to make a random, huge pile of found alcohol, in game.

I’m humbled by this man doing it in real life.

[–] KingPorkChop@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 day ago

I finally have a use for one of those empty houses in Sanctuary. I'm going to try and fill it.

Thank you random internet human.

[–] nagaram@startrek.website 216 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This man will repair your car in such a way it will both never break and when you do go to a normal mechanic for something they will gaze upon it in awe and horror.

[–] skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 172 points 2 days ago (7 children)

I used to be a programmer and now I fix cars professionally, I feel like half of my professional life has been gazing upon some ancient work of dark magic and cussing loudly because I know I'm about to have to go in.

The line between jank and wizardry is sometimes blurry. The best magic has a little bit of jank in it, and the worst jank is sometimes a little bit magical.

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 35 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Gazing upon skill beyond your comprehension: How the fuck does this work?

Gazing at unholy fuckery: How the fuck does this WORK?

[–] vaionko@sopuli.xyz 2 points 10 hours ago

As someone guilty od doing unholy fuckery from time to time, I often look at my own work like that

[–] gamer@lemm.ee 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I used to be a programmer and now I fix cars professionally

How does that happen, if you don't mind me asking?

[–] skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Lost my job around 2017 and it was real difficult to get a new one in the tech sector without a college degree. I lucked in to the one originally through professional connections. No such luck the next time after I got downsized.

So I ended up working at my local auto parts store to make ends meet in the meantime, and figured out that I actually really like fixing cars. It exercises the same sort of problem solving capacity but the problems you solve are usually a little less arcane. Made a few new connections including a guy who worked at an actual garage, got offered a position at that garage if I wanted it, and the rest is history.

I still dabble in programming as a hobby, but I enjoy working with my hands and the feeling of fixing a physical object is more fulfilling to me than fixing software. So here I stay (for now).

[–] Plesiohedron@lemmy.cafe 3 points 10 hours ago

Carpenter coder here. I like saving my code powers for my own beloved projects.

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 51 points 1 day ago (1 children)

In high school, I got in a car wreck and had to drive without a front bumper for about a year. When the bumper got torn away, it also took the light housings for my blinkers and running lights.

My dad made new housings with zip ties and soda cans cut in half that attached to the back of lenses we bought cheap at the local auto parts store. He drilled slightly undersized holes in the bottom of the cans that held the bulbs in place when they were pushed through, and he'd polished the inside of the cans to act as reflectors.

It worked great! When we eventually got the bumper replaced, the body guy shop was amazed and said he didn't see any reason why we should spend the money to buy factory housings, and when we sold that car it still had store-brand diet sprite cans as light housings that surely confused the hell out of someone down the line.

[–] BigPotato@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago

I once had a broken headlight and also broke pockets, so I grabbed some packing tape and made a new one. I was at an AutoZone and the guy looked at my car, looked at me and said "that won't last past the first storm" to which my response was "it's held up for three months. I'll take my chances." and it held up until the seals on the transmission blew out after driving it across the country again.

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 1 points 22 hours ago

I just gave up and used copper RTV on the uneven collector pipes on a flat 4 engine. There was no way to properly align the left and right headers to the collector besides just fucking cranking on the bolts as a clamp held them in alignment.

I felt shame for that one, and it’s off to the inspection station Monday now that it doesn’t leak. But you can see the Rtv sticking out. I give it a summer before it fails again. At best.

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[–] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 70 points 1 day ago

Autism is not as rare as we still think, it just has shapes that we don't readily recognize.

[–] lemmydividebyzero@reddthat.com 48 points 1 day ago (2 children)

If your country had the German Pfand system where you pay 25 cent more per can and get it back if you return it, this would be expensive....

[–] Omgpwnies@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

We have that in Ontario, and as a kid my cub/scout troop would go around town and ask people to give us their empties as a fundraiser. We'd return them and use the money to buy camping supplies and stuff.

[–] Pnut@lemm.ee 3 points 1 day ago

Hey buddy! We never did this in scouts but that's such a good idea. When I was in college my roommates and I could have used such a service. I actually just posted that there are people making a living off of combing the ditches and parks for empties. Bottle/can returns is a whole economy.

[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

In Mexico City people would bring plastic bags with them and return glass bottles immediately, and just drink Coke out of plastic bags with a straw.

[–] gamer@lemm.ee 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Coca Cola(tm) and Micro Plastics(tm) are a match made in heaven.

[–] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

Well, if it was out of an aluminum can, it would already have microplastics from the plastic liner inside every can :D

[–] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 140 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Some people have a 401k. This guy's retirement is in metals.

[–] Spookyghost@sh.itjust.works 73 points 2 days ago

There's like $35 bucks in bottles there Ricky, fuck.

At least $35, you sound a little ungrateful there bud.

[–] bstix 24 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (6 children)

A local store just upgraded the deposit machine, so instead of depositing one single can at a time, I now empty an entire bag of hundreds of cans into the machine and let it sort it out. It's great, saves lots of time and makes everything easier. Instead of bringing a shopping bag with 20 cans everytime I shop I can take an entire sack of 200 cans every month or so.

Unfortunately... the same kind of people who used to cause queues with their 200 can garbage bags at the usual refund machines also figured this out, so now they're causing a queue at the new machine with trailer loads of garbage bags full of thousands of cans.

I have no idea where they get all those cans.

video of the machine

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[–] SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world 84 points 2 days ago (6 children)

i imagine that fuckin stinks

[–] toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world 63 points 2 days ago (4 children)

not to the roaches.. i learned that the hard way a few years ago.

during covid, i left a couple of cases of empty bottles on my kitchen floor and didn't think anything of them for a month or so. that's how i found out my neighbors had cleanliness issues, and the roaches found out they had a new place next door to terrorize. horrible experience - don't keep your empties in your apartment.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 65 points 2 days ago (3 children)

It kind of sounds like you had cleanliness issue too.

[–] toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world 31 points 2 days ago (4 children)

it was covid lockdown. i don't think i was the only one who skipped the odd laundry day.

this was a whole different thing, though. i'd already lived here (i'm still in the same place) for three years without any issues. i'm not neurotic, but i do try to keep my place clean.

or at least i thought i did..

these roaches taught me so much. to this day, i still keep my organic waste in a bag in my freezer. i got rid of my coffee machine and switched to instant - explaining why would probably make you sick. i never leave dishes to "soak" any more.

i'm telling you, it got bad. really bad. i talked to the super, and she said that someone moved in who 'was from a different part of the world and is used to roaches'. like, what? it got to the point where i always had a fly swatter in one had and a bottle of windex in the other. i was killing 20-30 by hand every night. they weren't coming over for food; they were so bad at the other apartment that they were coming there to scope a new place to live.

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Living the dream.

[–] frezik@midwest.social 50 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I choose to believe every single word of it. The universe is more interesting if it's true.

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[–] hactar42@lemmy.world 43 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Reminds me of my hermit uncle who used to clean the beer cans off of his floor with a rake before we would come visit.

[–] i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I bet that smelled fantastic.

[–] hactar42@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

The man smoked 3-4 packs of cigarettes a day, so that's all you could smell. Thankfully we didn't have to sleep there. My parents would have us stay at the motel/grocery/gas station/bar/restaurant/video store/boat rental/fish license place in town.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 23 points 2 days ago

That image leaves me helpless with mirth.

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