this post was submitted on 15 Sep 2025
1118 points (99.3% liked)

Microblog Memes

9266 readers
3107 users here now

A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

Rules:

  1. Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
  2. Be nice.
  3. No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
  4. Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

Related communities:

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 
top 50 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old

Fuck it, if we're doing this make customer service the same as well

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 191 points 1 week ago (4 children)

100% guarantee that those who are proposing this will have some sort of exemptions for themselves and their oligarch friends.

[–] itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 114 points 1 week ago (3 children)

This is definitely proposed by someone who runs a farm and wants free labor.

load more comments (3 replies)
[–] cerebralhawks@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Like being over 30? Or more than that?

load more comments (2 replies)
[–] ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world 115 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Who's the "our" in "our farms" referring to? 👀

[–] obinice@lemmy.world 30 points 1 week ago

A very good point.

[–] satanmat@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

…right , so only the family farms? Not any farm owned by a corporation, right?

I was thinking more like "farms collectively owned by the populace"...

load more comments (2 replies)
[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 105 points 1 week ago (2 children)

DEAL, however as these farms are worked by the public they should become owned by the public. And the harvest be distributed at-cost to the public.

[–] OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works 25 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

While we're at it, nationalize ~~Monsanto~~ fuckin Bayre I guess. Either that or stop letting them fucking copyright seeds.

[–] porksnort@slrpnk.net 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Monsanto has not existed as a brand since 2018. The name of the new baddie is Bayer, who acquired them and got rid of thae name. Same shitty playbook, but let’s focus our anger on things that exist.

[–] OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Sorry, haven't kept up with the ever-shifting hydra of corporations well enough I guess 🤷‍♀️.

load more comments (1 replies)
load more comments (1 replies)
load more comments (1 replies)
[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 81 points 1 week ago (19 children)

Or, and hear me out here: We could pay people a competitive wage for their labor.

I understand the need for agricultural subsidies. The government inserts itself into the normal supply/demand process to protect the general public against a famine.

What I don't understand is why those subsidies don't seem to be flowing past the greedy hands of corporate farmers and into the pockets of farm laborers.

load more comments (19 replies)
[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 57 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (6 children)

Real farmer here(who has never voted red). I don't trust the average American not to completely fuck up any harvest and not to bitch constantly about the heat or dirt. It's bad enough hearing people who work in AC complain about the heat to me.

load more comments (6 replies)
[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 57 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Nope. It’s slavery. They want to do a slavery.

[–] yeather@lemmy.ca 30 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And not even smart. Farming today is sonething you have to train at and want / need to do. Grab 100 people that have never farmed before and set them loose in a field to find out how quickly crops burn.

load more comments (1 replies)
load more comments (2 replies)
[–] CriticalThought@lemmy.world 52 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Under this plan, would the farms be nationalized, or would people be forced to work for the profit of private farm owners?

[–] Patches@ttrpg.network 35 points 1 week ago

You already know

[–] ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 23 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Free labor.

Gavin McInnes even said teenagers should be primarily used for this. This will also be the case when you realize how much child labor laws are being removed by Republicans.

load more comments (2 replies)
[–] electric_nan@lemmy.ml 47 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Are we also nationalizing the farms?

[–] Doomsider@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago

Only the losses!

load more comments (2 replies)
[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 42 points 1 week ago

Nationalized industry that always produces food at cost and pays all of its workers well and fairly would be a great idea so long as the people setting it up aren't completely untrustworthy fucks.

Oh wait

[–] Arancello@aussie.zone 39 points 1 week ago (9 children)

This is what MAO did during the cultural revolution. Intellectuals and ‘professionals’ got sent to work in the communes. Hard to believe that MAGAts are asking for commmnist policies, but then the Kirk thing has surprised me in terms of the policies they want now. Since Kirks policies are no longer acceptable?

[–] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 20 points 1 week ago (3 children)

It makes sense when you understand that MAGA doesn't really have a ideological base. They are a group of people pissed off on the economic prospects of their lives without having any real understanding on how to fix it.

load more comments (3 replies)
load more comments (8 replies)
[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 38 points 1 week ago (5 children)

If only it came with a few more aspects of maoism. Like the obliteration of landlords

load more comments (5 replies)
[–] slickgoat@lemmy.world 35 points 1 week ago (11 children)

I wonder how many rich kids will develop bone spurs?

load more comments (11 replies)
[–] But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 34 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And they and their rich friends will find a way to pay their way out of it

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 29 points 1 week ago (7 children)

Do serious farmers even want inexperienced randos picking their precious harvest though? I guess it might depend on the crop, but a lot of vegetables and fruits need the proper handling, or they'll be ruined or at least second-rate.

load more comments (7 replies)
[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 29 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Make it so the farmer has to pay the median wage to anyone drafted like this.

I bet they'll shut up real fast.

load more comments (2 replies)
[–] GoddessGundy@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (12 children)

Great. We all say this about the service industry, too. So since farming is your life blood you think its hard and people need to understand.

By that logic, everyone should be drafted for many different vocations to gain perspective on other people's careers.

Edit: Also it seems she's implying that someone else will pay the wages if she wants a draft. She wouldn't have to rely on imported employees if she payed a living wage to begin with.

load more comments (12 replies)
[–] BotsRuinedEverything@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago (5 children)

So... Slavery with more steps?

[–] slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org 17 points 1 week ago

Slavery, but with overweight incompetent people.

load more comments (4 replies)
[–] Fleur_@aussie.zone 27 points 1 week ago

All "right wing" farmers parties are just agrarian socialists with racism and sexism.

[–] jve@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago

Make America Great Leap Forward Again

[–] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I'm going to go out on a limb here, and guess that Kelly is over 30?

[–] yeather@lemmy.ca 30 points 1 week ago

/ owns a farm and doesn’t realize the logistics of training tens of thousands of new farm hands who do not want to be there every season.

[–] HalfSalesman@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I arguably hate Maoism the most of all popular authoritarian left ideologies. So it makes sense to me that irredeemably evil and stupid conservatives and fascists would unconsciously like it's policies.

[–] BCsven@lemmy.ca 22 points 1 week ago

As somebody that worked in a cornfield for minimum wage, it sucks. Your feet get heavy with mud, it's hot, the leaves give you "papercuts". One summer is enough to make you never want to do it again.

[–] Juice@midwest.social 19 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (9 children)

Bourgeois conservatives are obsessed with 20th century communism. The billionaire class has had its own vanguard since Prescott Bush. Steve Bannon calls himself a Leninist, though I'm not real sure what he means. The Republican obsession with culture war is influenced by Gramsci and his theory of hegemonic power. And the republican strategy of politically controlling cities through rural areas, as in "the country surrounds the city," is a component of Maoism.

Not saying there is an affinity between far right conservatives and communists, I don't believe that there is one. But 20th century communists' application of dialectical materialism uncovered new political dynamics through their work with the masses, and unfortunately the far right learned many of these lessons, though only as a way to gain power for themselves noy liberation for all; while democrats clung death like to liberal idealism and refused to learn anything from the left, since it is the dems job to oppose and keep power from us.

load more comments (9 replies)
[–] desmosthenes@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (10 children)

not the worst idea really; community or civil service would be better. especially outside the town you’re from.

my high school made everyone do 40 hours community service and the connections and friends I made then still stand today and I live thousands of miles away now

load more comments (10 replies)
[–] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (5 children)

Honestly I'm all for it. It gives you some understanding how food is produced, gives you some contact with nature, maybe some physical exercise, some respect for farm workers, and such.

edit: after thinking about it, i'm NOT all for it. i'm against all forms of forced labor.

[–] Mangoholic@lemmy.ml 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And a little bit of glyphosate in the lungs.

load more comments (1 replies)

as long as the farms are publicly owned and there's no profit interest.

even then, it's basically slavery, or a framework for it. it'll quickly slide into "undesirables" being made to work there. then conditions will go to hell because who cares about those people, I want my produce.

load more comments (3 replies)
load more comments
view more: next ›