Honk what you wanna honk And let the honks honk out Honestly, I honk honk you honk brave Honk honk you honk to honk And honk honk honks honk honk Honkily, I honk honk honk honk honk
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Does this count as Beetlejuicing?
Oh fuck you're gonna make me honk
REMEMBER
HONK IF YOU HONK ALL YOU
IF ANYTHING AT ME HONK HONK
IF YOU GET ANY CLOSER U HAVE TO
I HONK
HONK IF IF YOU WILL IF
MYSELF WANT
HONK IF YOU EVER HAVE BEEN
PERSONALLY VICTIMIZED BY HONK
HONK IF YOU EVER HAVE BEEN PERSONALLY VICTIMIZED BY HONK
Sad honking noise
I like it. It's almost like an art piece. A satire of bumper stickers made out of bumper stickers.
Assuming that was even the intention lol
Edit: is that a neon "check engine" sign in the back window? Who is this person lol
Who is this person
A vibe driver obv
The check engine light in the window is next level!
How did I not notice that??
There's currently nothing ailing the engine, the beacon is not lit.
Ailing is optional for a check to proceed. My prostate (engine adjacent) is fine because I check before the “light” goes on.
Aneurism posting.
Rake in the lake.
Definitely a vibe.
I'd absolutely honk at this person
Then again I just like honking
This is what happens when a New Yorker moves to the Midwest. It helps them feel more at home.
NOOT NOOT
Nut nut
I honked myself, and I liked it!
I honked a girl and I liked it.
The sound of quacky duck noise.
From the series "Bumper Stickers that Cause Rear-End Collisions"
First thing it says is "Honk if anything." That satisfies my need for permission.
They see me honkin’… they honkin’
Honkin' and tryna catch me honkin' dirty
Tryna catch me honkin' dirty
Tryna catch me honkin' dirty
Tryna catch me honkin' dirty
Tryna catch me honkin' dirty
Honk if you're honky!
Yes
Whatchu talkin bout honkey
Gotta honk, just to be safe.
There is a big scratch which they wanted to hide with the stickers. But for some reason they ordered a sheet of stickers with the theme "Honk" of of AliExpress. Or maybe just a random sheet and they got "Honk".
ai vibes
Honk
Definitely maybe