To be fair, it wasn't the Canadians. It was the British. Canada wasn't a Canada in 1814.
But yes, we'd be happy to come help disinfect that building with fire. I think when your civil war kicks off, torching that building early on and then rebuilding it after the sane people take over would make great imagery.
Fuck Jesus. Fuck working 60 hours a week for minimum wage. The USA can eat my asshole.
Come get me, bitch.