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[–] kemsat@lemmy.world 34 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (4 children)

I was in the military, and smokers got breaks.

It does have a felt effect, but is very mild. The thing is that the body loves nicotine, and even if you’re not consciously getting high, your body is getting high. That’s why vapes were able to become popular.

The body loves it so much, the smoke stops smelling bad to you.

And finally, the fact that it smells bad & keeps people away is a GOOD thing.

[–] tmyakal@lemm.ee 34 points 2 days ago (2 children)

smokers got breaks.

When I quit smoking, I pretty much stopped going to parties, conventions, dance clubs, and concerts. Having an excuse to get out of the crowd and noise and decompress for ten minutes every couple of hours made "going out" so much more tolerable for me.

[–] Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Easy. Say you're going for a smoke and then don't actually smoke.

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[–] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world 38 points 2 days ago (4 children)

It certainly does have an effect, albeit much less than hard drugs. I've smoked twice. The second time I decided to try a cigarette with a beer to see why people liked it so much. I enjoyed it so much that I decided to never try smoking again.

[–] LaLuzDelSol@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Basically why I am extremely hesitant to try most drugs. Either I don't like it, or I DO like and and want to keep trying it... either way the odds of it being a good thing for me long term are pretty sketchy.

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[–] MDCCCLV@lemmy.ca 17 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I believe the head rush effect is mostly when you first start and after that it diminishes and then you're just dealing with the withdrawal.

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[–] Flickerby@lemm.ee 54 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (5 children)

I can speak as someone who previously smoked for a decade+ and then quit. I started because some friends who smoked offered me one and I was dumb enough to say yes. Horrible. But there was a very nice immediate head rush/high. And then that led to friends continuing to offer cigarettes and me continuing to be dumb. And then addiction takes hold and it goes from there.

I probably didn't actually BUY my own smokes until I'd already smoked more than a carton off of other people offering.

And it is a HARD drug to quit. Still to this day when I smell someone smoking a cig I immediately get the "awww fuck I could really use one of those right now" urges

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 24 points 2 days ago (4 children)

As a non-smoker, I get that sensation when I smell a cigar or cigarillo - a sweet scent of tobacco.

But cigarettes? What's even to smell? It just smells like an ash toilet

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[–] RowRowRowYourBot@sh.itjust.works 38 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Need to shit? Smoke a cigarette quickly and you will soon be shitting. Need to relax? Long slow drags of a cig will relax you? Need to perk up lots of short quick puffs will raise ypur energy levels (note do not do this if holding back a shit)

[–] Signtist@lemm.ee 36 points 2 days ago

Experiencing the constipation, stress, and fatigue commonly associated with a nicotine withdrawal? Try nicotine!

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[–] RedSnt 23 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I just watched Casablanca for the first time a couple of days ago, and as someone that hates smoking, I just don't get how it came to be everywhere back in the day. Ingrid Bergman is probably the only non-smoker in the entire movie! Both her (breast, 69) and Humphrey Bogart (esophageal, 57) died of cancer.
Growing up with two smoking parents that'd both gladly hotbox their kids, my brother and I, when we drove anywhere was just awful. I really don't get how you can do that to other people without feeling ashamed.

[–] glimse@lemmy.world 32 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That first set of parenthesese were really confusing until I read the rest of the sentence.

[–] RedSnt 24 points 2 days ago (2 children)

"(breast, 69)" out of context does seem a bit 👀

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vaping is the new cool thing. I wasn't super socially present through high school, but I know that lots of the kids there do vape in the bathrooms and stuff and it's seen as cool somehow

[–] rabber@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Lol as a non smoker when I take a rip I feel so lightheaded and awesome. No wonder people get addicted

[–] Couldbealeotard@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I know what you mean. As a non drinker I love getting drunk every week.

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